What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 09:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

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No way

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do you anal play alone?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

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No go.

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Does eating mushrooms cause skin breakouts?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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